If anyone has an answer to this question please let me know. I would love to be done with all this damned snow. Golf season is supposed to be starting soon and I’d love to go hit up the driving range one of these days. I wouldn’t care if it was cold, I can deal with that. But all of this snow seriously needs to get the hell out. You can’t do anything right now aside from shovel or stay inside. There isn’t enough to go sledding or ski, you can’t build a snowman, and you can’t have a snowball fight. It’s ridiculous. Everyone knows how I feel about winter in regards to driving, so we won’t get into that.

This picture sums up exactly how I feel right now:

I am sure I am not the only one that feels this way. Looking out the window right now and seeing more of this fluffy white bullshit falling from the sky is making me more and more fearful that we might skip spring altogether and just go either right to summer or maybe to an early fall. Like, if this was March 2nd, maybe this would make more sense. But instead it is April 2nd, Easter has come and gone, and this garbage should be a thing of the past. I just want warm weather so I don’t freeze my ass off trying to grill something or have it take three days to smoke a rack of ribs!!

Someone please put me in a coma and wake me up when it’s nice out.

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